Rammer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Animate This!]

HAY SKEYJOE

I M A 13 YR OLD AND UR MOOVEES R KEWL 2 DA MAX

IM A GR8 VOYSE AKTER AND MY VOYSE IS DEPE 4 MY AGE PLZ PLZ PLZ KAN I VOYSE ACT 4 1 OF UR M000V11335??!?!?!?!

seriousness aside, i laughed and voted 5 7.89 times.

Skaijo responds:

You seriously had me going for the first couple of lines there, Rammy.

Unneeded frustration! Blargh!

['Wet Floor']

i didn't think it was all that good.

larry didn't seem to be very emotional throughout this whole thing, and next to the lackluster animation, it annoyed me the most. his "shocked" expression (i'm a bit confused on why he's shocked in the first place \: ) isn't really very "shocked" to begin with. he looks half asleep, with his droopy eyelids, and he looks like that throughout most of the cartoon.

the animation also bothered me. it wasn't very smooth, although it certainly wasn't sloppy. it just didn't convey motion very well. his slipping and sliding seemed like it was just one frame after another, with no real sense of inertia and weight. the cord didn't even snap...it came out of an electrical socket, which doesn't really have much resistance when it comes to pulling the plug out of it. even his falling out of the window didn't really seem "right." he flailed widly while falling, but...he fell slow. the fall was in slow motion, but his panic clearly wasn't. that mix was kind of odd.

the humor was also lacking. it didn't really make sense in context of the situation; a guy accidentally shoving his hand in a toaster, freaking out and falling out an apartment complex is a funny idea, but in the context of this toon, it seemed...out of place. larry walked in, looking shocked, then sort of slipped and slided up to the table and placed his hand in there. was the toaster even on? it's like being electrocuted in an empty bathtub with a hairdryer that's not plugged in \:

the art was pretty good, though. i don't have any real complaints in this department. it was clean and simple. larry's walk cycle was fluid and bouncy, excellent job on that.

rilstix responds:

Thanks for the in-depth review Rammer, I appreciate it. I had a certain time frame in which to make the animation and I admit the quality could be higher. I would of liked to spend more time on it but the deadline arrived and I just wanted to get it out there and never touch it again, you know what I mean?

[A Button Tutorial,]

it's been done before.

there's better tutorials out there that explain this better than you have. you don't even know what the last frame is for in buttons? that decides what part you can click on.

FreeRunRobert responds:

Im bussy to update my tutorial,

[Blue Versus Green EP.2]

obnoxious and cliched.

i think the one funny thing about this movie is that you tried to talk in a deep voice. 13-year-olds just can't do that, unfortunately.

the art was sloppy, and the concept of spartans (or whatever the fuck they are) being stupid in a multiplayer match is getting old. come up with something original, use original characters, and get a few pubes before making another movie, k?

Swim-The-Swan responds:

Allright, suit your fucking self, pal. Just try not to let your huge fucking ego turn you into an ass. Or has that already happened? Im not gonna bother to check your other reviews because i got stuff to do, people to see, A FUCKING LIFE TO LIVE. You should spend less time hunched over at your computer, watching internet cartoons, eating cheetos, and making an ass of yourself, and actually go out and do things fo once. Then maybe you'll see why the whole world doesnt FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND YOU.

[Marshmallow squad]

yawn.

"the graphics are bad on purpose, to help create the mood of the film, you will get it."

sounds like a bullshit cover-up of you not being able to draw.

all the graphics (if you can even call them that) did were distract me because of how hideously bad they were.

Organclock responds:

Myabe if you took the time to watch one of my other films like kitty kre must die, you would no that the graphics are poor on purpose.

[Hey Newgrounds]

groovy.

my old, underscore-infested name is in the credits. i feel so...thanked :P

anyway, this movie was brilliant. simple and funny. minimalistic ROXXORS, LOL.

got ne pron 4 me?

SeizureDog responds:

Arigatou gozaimazu.

[Madness Elimination 2]

eh, it wasn't bad.

let me first say that to avoid pissing you off, i will give you a decent critique.

first off, i was waiting at the loading screen for something to happen. after about a minute, i saw the play button. i'm not sure why it's so unnoticeable, but i think it has something to do with the composition. put it somewhere in the middle when it is fully loaded.

second, the animation was quite choppy. the walk cycles were sloppy at best, and during the fight scenes, the protagonist only seemed to get one person at a time while all the others just kind of hobbled around. i'm sure it can look actiony to some, but to me, it just looks really stupid. also, some of the people seemed to just get slammed down when the main guy would shoot or hit them, rather than just flopping down like a silly ragdoll.

the music was horrible. i hated it, i hated it, i hated it. 'nuff said.

i DO understand that these flashes take a while to make. i have been making flash since i was 12 (and even then, most of my flash works passed judgement with a decent score). i'm sure there's some retard out there blamming this because he knows your age and just ASSUMES it will be bad. screw them. ageism is for twats.

above all, this wasn't bad. just take your time even moreso than you probably did. make those walk cycles smoother, and make sure the protagonist is not just going after one guy at a time while all the others are just kind of walking around him.

Splurgle responds:

You know I'm just getting bad reviews because of the front page you know, people are steaming with jealousy.

[Pick Up]

excellent job.

hey skaijo, remember me? i used to go in the flash forum a lot and i helped critique a beta of your movie (i think).

excellent job on the movie, but i think it would have been better off without voices or other sounds. the music could have set the atmosphere and you could still just have subtitles instead of voices \:

but other than that, i really liked the finished product. not really much more to say \:

Skaijo responds:

Don't be stupid. :P

Of course I remember you. You're not only one of my Flash buddies, but I also look up to you as an artist and programmer. It's totally cool to get a review from you, mizan.

I'll post a Music Video Edit (that will just have the animation and music) on my deviant art page sometime this week just for you.

[Heroes Of The Lost Valley]

amazing job (:

i'm honored i got to help you with this. your graphical style is very recognizable, and while i was somewhat disappointed with the length, the content more than compensated for it.

excellent job, darkfire. i hope this gets an award. ;P

(by the way, i am STILL loving those trees. they make me happy in pants)

Blaze responds:

Haha, honored. :) Thanks for the review man.

And thanks, i really overdid the trees. And damn, didnt you take a long pee.

[Relax]

ah, yes.

i don't have much to say about this, really...except that newgorunds honestly does need more flashes like this.

newgrounds is my favorite site, but i am not always in a "gore-fest" or "random violence" kind of mood. and that is why i put this at the top of my favorites.

LaserKarl responds:

Thanks man! Exactly my toughts!