Rammer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lip Sync Tutorial]

of course, the hard way

i prefer doing it with motion tweens and all the mouths in one graphic, but we each have our own preferances, huh? the graphics (what was there) were good, but the long paragraphs made me bored and i didnt even bother reading most of it. make it bigger and more breaks in paragraphs, like maybe one step per frame? oh, did you know that F6 adds a keyframe? yeah

[Don't Step On A Crack]

first movie? no way!

i loved this! ive seen plenty of first movies, and it has one of those first movie topics, but this was hilarious! i liked how you kept making it go back and forth to her screaming during the credits. btw, to resize it, look in window for Properties, click on it, it should come up on the bottom, then look for the flash movie size thingy, and change the numbers. default is 550x400. yay!

[Todd & Dan - King of Clay]

(: better than the last one

there were some actually funny lines in there! your voice is sorta unrehearsed, and doesnt seem like your putting much effort into your voice acting, but i liked it overall. is that guy with the fro gonna stab someone in every episode? lol. good stuff.

[welcome to the portal...]

left me hanging

after the flas got dragged away i was thinking "ok, no he'll show what happens when it gets saved..." then that horrible song started and i saw the >>fla<< dancing. it was way too short, and it doesnt deserve the score it has. sound quality was terrible and the voice-acting was pretty pathetic. i though only swfs (which have the SILVER logo) got submitted. lol. anyway, definetely not front page material. graphics were really good though. seems like the ng portal is like a future stereotype: run by robots, dank, and unfriendly...at least, thats what you made it seem by submitting this. im still gonna go with that other one, i forgot the name, but it was by some guy who does his own music and stuff...

[Todd & Dan - NG BBS Users]

pretty good...

but i think you oughta make more of an effort to make this stuff. the lip sync wasnt very good, the graphics werent that great either, the voice acting was pretty mediocre, too, but it was somewhat funny how ignorant that guy with the fro is (:

AntiClockClock responds:

It's just a simple toon that I can keep up on especially with a job.

[Lemmings! 2]

RAYMAN!

my inspiration for my character, Rammer! rayman is the best game EVER! i loved that intro imitiating the original rayman intro. also, on that nuke option, i liked how you didnt just make hte explosion go over them, and instead, you made them fly into hte air with the explosion. it says "You saved 0 Lemmings" after that, how am i supposed to save them? anyway, i just remembered that someone, in a review on one of my games, said that my characters looks like the Lemmings characters...but i didnt really know about them at the time, nor did i even know that it was a movie on newgrounds! anyway, i really liked the movie. especially the music at the nuke part. :D

[Final Fantasy Sonic X:Ep1]

i havent reviewed a movie for a while.....

but i guess i oughta for this. hey, i know xanadu32, we're pretty good friends, i guess (: i liked the movie a lot, it was...unique, in its own way. it had a nice storyline, and the animation (in other words, tweens) was nice and fluent. not too smooth nor too jerky. very well done (: i suppose i'll be waiting for the next one, then. :D

[The Failures - Episode 2]

average...

it was decent, the voice acting was pretty bad thogh |: but...hey i have a blue hoody! maybe its that persons...;)

[Detective Bergsma pt1]

what the hell?

i only liked that MEHHHHHHH thing the fat guy did. im no artist myself, but you gotta work on those graphics, they suck. the violence wasnt half bad, in fact, it was rather crappy. the voice acting was sub-par as well. the scary thing is, im 13 and i do better flash than you! i havent submitted anything new recently, because im working hard on Cheese Crisis, so my skills have VASTLY improved if u ever play my games on ng. animation sucked as well. yeah.

also, why did you put yourself down twice? your author and co-author? what the hell?

Kool-kev51 responds:

Everybody love MEHHH! And I did not write the script. We all agreed that we would all get made fun of...it's that simple. And I don't really care how bad you think this is, drawings aren't everything, and I don't care how much time you put in on you're crappy videos. This is a good movie, and if you don't like it, go to hell!

[The Matrix Still Has You]

wow. horrible.

matrix spoofs are really getting old, but while you're at it, i guess i should grow an afro, get some platform shoes, bling bling, and tye-dye shirts, huh? the only good thing about this was the menu, really. i kinda animate like that, so i know how what its like...anyway, ALL of them sucked. most of them rip-off anything that is funny, like the simspons. also, that mobil ave thing is a rip-off of some stick flash, i forgot the name. this movie by far is the most horrible thing youve ever done, lf. i cant say much about the other authors because i havent seen their work...but it was pretty bad, except for the guys arm getting stuck in the elevator. i almost grinned at that part, but the other things lowered my expectations a lot so i wasnt really...expecting a lot...yeah. anyway, the first one wasnt good either, so i wasnt really expecting it to be good in the first place. now please dont tell me you're going to do "The Matrix Has A Major Deathgrip On You" next, lol.