Rammer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I miss you Daddy]

um...yeeeeahhhh....

i feel horrible for ppl who lost loved ones from 9-11 and all, but this was a load of shit. no one whos that young would realize what happened exactly. "omg i can swing on the swing, but i miss you pushing me" "i ate your favorite dinner, even though i dont like carrots"??? thats just CORNY. the carrot part is like "i got ran over by a car even though i dont like being ran over" if you know what i mean.

im probably gonna get flamed and stuff for saying this flash is bad, but i dont care. gotta get my opinion out, whether anyone sees it or not...anyway, the graphics were mediocre at best, except the leaves were greatly drawn. this movie didnt really suck, it just wasnt good either. mediocre drawings, animation, voices, etc.

i wasnt touched AT ALL by this flash. the voice of that girl was driving me nuts, how many times did you hit your balls with a hammer to get that voice? or did your little sister do it? i didnt read the credits, i exited at that "beautiful" girlfriend part. the voice of the girl seemed unrehearsed and the volume kept fluctuating horribly.

the word to describe it is: CORNY

[-NoX-]

This reminded me of Adam Philips' work!

this was amazingly drawn, not quite as good as adams, but damn good. its was realistic (enough) and VERY well animated. normal artists wouldve made that one arrow shot at the thief go into the wall, but not you, you make it bounce off and chip off some of the wall. i loved that fireball effect, too! the only possible word to sum all this up is: AWESOME! i cant wait for the next one in this (hopeful) series!

(btw, it looks like crystal method is finally getting some exposure (: ive loved their music for a long time! and the quake music sounded kinda different without all the ppl on radio talking and explosions and etc)

[*Starry Night*]

nice!

i relly liked it t0mmy, it was stylish, and i liked the animation, very fluent. nice job! 2 days, pfft ;)

[What makes me happy]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ahahaha...eheh....ahem...

i actually cracked up when the truck hit him! i was totally not expecting that. the sticks were FUGLY!!!11, but i liked the movie, so dont sya my moms ugly ok? lol. 4/5!

FunkMobileX responds:

Your mom is beautiful, thanks.

[The Sandwich Shop Ninja]

the music REALLY brought the score down.

the music had such horrible quality...oy. anyway, i found the easter egg (: pretty funny :P i liked the animation and idea and stuff. the music made the movie suck a bit though...

[Across The Universe]

nmx8 sums it up best

wow is the only word that could describe it...in one word anyway. this was by far one of the most awesome movies ive ever seen. the art was amazing, the music was crisp (it loaded quick so i dont care about the file size ;) and it was pretty meaningful. it was kinda sad at the end. thats one emotion a flash movie rarely gets out from me. only like 4 movies have ever done that to me including this one. man. its like "Clocks" by Coldplay. its a really nice sounding song. very relaxing. anyway, i have one question: how can there be butterflies on the moon? ;)

[Mario vs. Sonic S.E.]

great remake!

i saw the original on albinoblacksheep a very long time ago. i thought it was the coolest thing ever. this was really good and all, but you still cant beat the classic ;) the alt ending was...sick. at least it stuck with the old ending of the 2001 one (: i feel sorry for peach. first, mario doesnt make it and she died, then mario overdoes it, and knuckles comes to the "rescue"...then he brutally rapes her!!11 lol. love it!

[Armageggon]

heh heh, not a 5 for violence

awesome! thats pretty much it.

FargalEX responds:

Argh! Stop it!

On the other hand, thanks for the review.

[The AntiClockClock Show]

pretty good (:

duskskull, youre such a retard. first of all, what is the clock crew going to do? most of the clock crew sucks balls anyway...the clock crew will always be hated by many people, and you wont make a difference. idiot

anyway, i liked this movie, but it was lacking in a lot of areas, like more animation. the only animation was you eating a chikcen burger (which made me hungry) the arrow moving above his head, and when he was going to kill himself, and some other random ones too...the graphics were nice, but could be better. the sound is pretty dumb. a bucket hit sound is used for a gunshot, and the clock voice....this was pretty funny, though. you should check out "my favorite reviews" by jim_ether. that movie is hilarious, and it has the same concept (: well im done.

[NGTTXII]

teknogames' movie was the best

it was long-ish, had nice graphics, smooth animation, and it was creative and not stupid! i liked it! poop-moose's wasnt that great. itd be good as an intro, but not a whole movie. quelantaro's was drawns kinda bad, but it had a great style. it was kinda cool. secretagaentrege's was hilarious! bath water! lol! w00t w00t.