Rammer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Simple Line 8]

totally tubular \m/('.')o

i really liked this collaboration. i'm gonna go in order with each person, mmkay?

totty: yours' was my favorite of all the movies. your movie reeks with style, and 2 interesting choices of music. i really like it when it switches to "girls" by prodigy; it's exactly what i woulod have wanted to do (as in, having a guy walking, viewed from the angle you had it). perfectly executed, and a perfect movie.

tfc: your movie was great, as well. not my favorite, though. the fight scene was kind of..awkward, in my opinion. the kid's expressions looked weird, but otherwise, it was pretty cool.

bbq: yours' was my least favorite. the animation was choppy and low quality. it wasn't that funny, either \: the drawing style was simplistic, and i liked that. in the midst of all these crazily graphics-intensive movies, yours' sticks out as the "cute" one.

toxicbomb: your movie was my 2nd favorite. your style has (almost :P) always impressed me, especially the explosions. it looked better than most animated explosions on tv, that's for sure. your movie sticks out in how it is random and crazy, but still shows some intense skill you have. excellent job. i loved the expression on the purple thing.

shownhollern: if it wasn't for bbq, your movie would be my least favorite. it was short and not much happened. the graphics are excellent though. however, i think this collaboration would have been better off without your part. even the credits were longer and more interesting!

[Heroes Of The Lost Valley]

amazing job (:

i'm honored i got to help you with this. your graphical style is very recognizable, and while i was somewhat disappointed with the length, the content more than compensated for it.

excellent job, darkfire. i hope this gets an award. ;P

(by the way, i am STILL loving those trees. they make me happy in pants)

Blaze responds:

Haha, honored. :) Thanks for the review man.

And thanks, i really overdid the trees. And damn, didnt you take a long pee.

[Relax]

ah, yes.

i don't have much to say about this, really...except that newgorunds honestly does need more flashes like this.

newgrounds is my favorite site, but i am not always in a "gore-fest" or "random violence" kind of mood. and that is why i put this at the top of my favorites.

LaserKarl responds:

Thanks man! Exactly my toughts!

[(Biology Robots)]

pardon me while i make fun of certain people...

OHMAIGAWD I HAIT DIS SHIT I GO ON NEWGROUNDS 2 4GET ABOUT SKüL, NOT LEARN MORE!!11!!twelve

</mockery>

call me a nerd, but i do enjoy educational videos like this. while i don't like learning in school (those fascist bastards don't care about anyone's learning methods), learning on newgrounds is quite an experience, what with the severe lack of intelligence and severe overpopulation of 12-year-olds.

now, onto the flash itself....i didn't care much for the lip sync in this. i know they were robots and all, but they shouldn't really have mouths to begin with :S the voices were rather annoying as well, but i suppose it's less embarrassing than doing the voices yourself, only to realize you sound like a douche once you start presenting. the subject was interesting, and while i learned this stuff in 8th grade, it didn't go as in-depth, so it was kind of nifty. i liked the batman music at the end.

holy educational flash videos on newgrounds, batman! it's an educational flash video on newgrounds!

[In Memory Of Elle]

groovy.

while the song was ridiculously over-rated, i did like the flash itself, so the score wasn't brought down much by it. the animation was smooth and elle (i am assuming the person in the flash is elle :P) wasn't squiggly in the least, which is what tends to happen with FBF.

my only gripe is the lack of detail, especially in the hands. hands can communicate a lot of emotion with certain gestures and poses, but in here, they were just blobs. and while i do like simplistic art styles, this was just a bit too simple for me.

all in all, a great movie. just get a different song, ok? i have about 3 musical ensembles i could name right now with music that has a more emotional theme to it: doves, moby (just a little bit), and coldplay.

[-Go Away-]

brilliant!

however, i would like to say that it is MOSTLY not these people's fault they are so glamorized. it is america, itself. we pay too much attention to people who act. my mom gets magazines with celebrities all over it. OH EM GEE, ANGELINA JOLIE PUT DIFFERENT MAKE-UP ON!!111!1 blah blah blah, whatever. i don't see why people who are paid to play "Pretend" and are recorded doing it are glamorized so much. it honestly doesn't make sense \:

[Say Something!]

yep!

all it takes for my life to be PERFECT is a bunch of animated, talking smileys. then i can forward them to ALLLLLLL my friends saying "LOLZ LUK AT DEZE SIMILEWSZ LOLZ DEY R TEH KEWLIEZ CUZ DEY TAK LOLZOZLOZL!!!11!!11" and have my subject as four quadrillion "FWD:FW:OMG-FWD:lol:Fw:"'s and "Dood deze r ahsum chek it out!!11"

hahaha, well done. this deserves a spot on my favorite list (:

rtil responds:

ahsum lol

[The 5 Shades Of Purple]

disappointing.

only space_chicken's and -orb-'s parts were any good. all the others brought it down. there were numerous bugs in here, like the names not matching up in the side menu, and that sheep racing one. it just looped over, and over, and over.

space_chicken, like -orb-, should have submitted his part seperately. it would have gotten a better score without this other crap bringing it down.

[2004 | Timefight]

brain-racking fun

im one of those people who thinks about this stuff a lot. even though time doesn't exist, i still enjoyed this movie because i DONT LET MY BIASES GET IN THE WAY OF ENJOYING A MOVIE >_O

i liked how everything worked out. it was extremely clever and well thought-out. although the graphics weren't that good (you know, with sticks and all) and the blood was kind of over-the-top, the movie's actual message was very interesting.

good job, i hope you make more of these (: this cartoon was to time travel antics what rube goldberg was to horrendously complicated contraptions.

[Stairway To Heaven]

i love the CC's music videos.

but not this one. the only good artists in this one were SharpClock, FU Clock and the guy before DwarfinClock. everyone else either had poor art skills, or their little animation made no sense.