Rammer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[SousaPalooza]

splendiferous!

what a silly and wonderful game. i got ranked "S" on my last round, and i got rank #46 on the high scores, so i guess "S" is a good rank :P

how did you make this, though? i can't stop thinking about how complicated it must have been to make it...unless you just like, animated a bunch of movieclips and then duplicated them and set their rotation and such...is that how? can you reply?

[Thing-Thing Arena]

great

but you shouldnt bother with the scoreboards. people will always hack them, and that sort of takes the fun out of a game like this.

it is uber-fun, though. i got up to 946 kills in stinky bean mode.

[Gladiator]

frustratingly stupid

this game is one of the most buggy, and most crappy games ive ever played. i have to be on top of an enemy for me to successfully swipe him, the controls were really slow, and the lions are just a stupid after-thought that you most likely threw in to make this seem more like a gladiator game than a crappy "brawler". the layout was unintuitive (why is the "control set" text above the enemy descriptions?), theres some random number floating between the 2 health-bars...speaking of which, the health bars dont seem to represent anything. it goes down wen im hit and when the enemy gladiator is hit. the blue bar seems to represent only one lion, for some reason.

you know what? dont play this. its poorly-made, and not worthy of a sponsorship from anything.

[NG Insult Generator]

you stole my idea! D:<

right down to the customizing parts! mine wasn't newgrounds themed, though.

damn you. now when i submit my insulter thing, everyone will piss on me for being a "copycat".

[AntiEbaums Tutorial]

good job.

but wouldnt it just be easier to make a list of websites you WANT it on? and instead of doing that, just to like "if(_root._url == "ebaumsworld") { //whatever}"

[BulletTime]

original!

i liked it! the quickest reaction i could get was .171 milliseconds. one time, i was slightly slower and i BARELY made it. the time i was allowed was .185, and i got .183. freaky.

my final score was 16,240.

[The Tutorial]

"check out my awesome flash!"

i dont see any. all you seem to have is this tutorial. where's your awesome flash?

cold, hard truth aside, this tutorial was just terrible. your tutorials arent helpful at all, especially the walking and easy game ones. you can just say "think of an idea like johnny rocketfingers and program a button to do the stuff lolz" and expect that to actually inspire people to do anything except give a blank stare at the screen, wondering if they can ge their wasted time back. the walking one was equally bad. you cant even animate it right, seeing as you cant even put your layers in the right place (the topmost arm goes under the leg). whoops. i guess this is just more cold, hard, truth. oh well!

no one is biased against tutorial makers. its just your tutorial is absolutely terrible |:

Hi-dud responds:

Well, your pretty dumb. I think you should think about what your going to say before doing it. You had some pretty stupid things out in that review. Like, "cold, hard truth aside, this tutorial was just terrible. your tutorials arent helpful..." You just said all I have is this ONE tutorial, so why did you say "tutorials"? underline the s. And about the game thing, what the fuck does this mean? "and expect that to actually inspire people to do anything except give a blank stare at the screen,...", so your saying, when people read the text, which you had just stated was there, they stare at a blank screen? Boy, you should make a tutorial on how to sound retarded. If you think a tutorial that had to be made within 4 days 'cause not being a stupid spoiled man-whore, doesn't allow me to buy anything I want. I am very suprised that I am fortunate enough to have this computer. Although giving you many personal attacks, thanks for telling me my layering wasn't peach perfect. I wish I could change it, but my trial has ran out, and I'm not sure if I can get back the trial. By the way, what the fark is this supposed to mean "i guess this is just more cold, hard, truth...." First of all, learn some grammer m'kay? Alittle mistakes is fine, but c'mon, yhou are no good at it at all. And there is no such thing as "more truth", it's either true, or false. It can't be "more" of the truth. People today are so rude, and they only think of themselves. If I had a dollar for every mean, selfcentered person in the world, I'm sure I'd be rich... But I know I'd at least have one dollar...

[Turbo Spirit XT]

O_O no way

this is by far the most brilliant game i have ever had the honor of playing! the sense of speed is unparalleled, controls are tight and responsive, the music was perfect for the mood, the visuals were stunning....and best of all, it ran like a dream. i cant believe how great it runs, and unfortunately, i cant offer any feedback, because in my opinion, its as perfect as it can get!
the AI of the drivers was very clever, too. sometimes, when im in 1st place, the 2nd place person (when he gets near me) tries to ram me off to the side, to slow me down. its worked several times, too.

too bad i have to pay for the full version. as much as i would like to, i know i really cant. but if i could, i definetely would. keep up the awesome work.

[King of Buttons]

whoa

i got 5,000 clicks on the endurance mode ^_^ too bad the scores arent working. i also got 241 on time attack, i dunno, is that good? but anyway, i liked how mind-numbingly addicting this was. the thing that mostly kept me motivated to keep clicking was your little messages :P i like to read that kinda stuff.

good game. simple, but simple is good.